Well were do I start, last night was such an eye opener into a different culture and here I thought I couldnt be shocked. Well I will start with the people of the Bahamas or the Bahamian People as they call themselves. Well as a people they probably one of the most friendliest nations I have visited. They are always smiling and always happy to give you a hand like our friend Charles the security guy. Which takes me to last night when we met our Charles. As we are staying inbetween the town and the boat in question we are kinda far away from most things like food. Now food is rather important to me I have had a love affair with it for sometime and dont see it ending soon. So we called up Domino's yes they have Domino's here and we called at 7pm and was told it will be here in 45min. So after an hour and half Charles our security guard here at the hotel got on the phone and started yelling at them saying it wasnt good enough. So after like 2 hours we finally got our pizza as we sat by the pool eating it and eventually went for a swim Charles came and sat with us and firstly apologise for the pizza people.
We all ended up sitting in a circle by the pool with other tourist talking about relationships for some reason. Now Charles turned out to be a bit of a Dr Phil I guess the Dr Phil of the Bahamas. He started telling us how you should romance a woman. I believe he said something like this (now read this in a slight Jamacian Accent) "before you are allowed to go DOWN there you have to suck the toes" "you got to romance your woman" by this stage most of the tourist in the hotel was sitting in the circle being educated on relationships by the Bahamas Dr Phil Charles. At one point I made some of smart ass remark making really bad sucking noises to which he responded "no dont suck it like candy you got to suck the toes romantically" . Our Charles turned out to be a man of Romance and I guess it must be working as he has been married for 25 years, now there was also discussion of him and his wife swapping undies but the image of a big black man in frilly knickers is something I'm only willing to discuss with a qualified Shrink. So in conclusion if you wanna have some Bahamian loving you gotta suck da toes.
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